Former disgraced comrade asks – “Did you miss me?’

by Edgar Edgarberger

No, Mr Glitter, we did not “hangna” your picture on our wall.

The anarcho-lotto syndicate has reactivated itself with a new 10 week syndicate plan! (It’s hard to have a 5 year plan, when you have the attention span of a gnat).

A comrade Lenin states (as quoted by comrade Mao in his work “On contradiction”)

Dialectics in its proper sense is the study of contradiction in the very essence of objects.

So we shall once again, practice our theory of dialectical telekinesis, and attempt to influence the bouncing of six painted lotto balls, while contemplating, in our worst dreams, that what we are actually doing is what comrade Lenin would call “Dialectics in its improper sense”.

 

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