My mate Joe Chip tells: how I lost my virginity to JFK …

by mymatejoechip

… is a story that will never be told here!  This is an august Marxian website, the publication of a distinguished and dedicated socialist think tank dedicated to serious thought about overthrowing the oppressive chains that bind us all, not some ludicrous Murdochian tabloid purveying trash to lull the masses.

(you have to have experienced a sultry Cuban night to understand.  The heat of summer, humidity strong enough to conduct electricity, free flowing cocktails, the heady atmosphere of revolution.  Fidel, Che and Nikita were nowhere to be found that particular evening.  It was all very confusing and I really don’t want to talk about it.)