My mate Joe Chip says: NATIONALISE QANTAS
by mymatejoechip
Edgar and I need to win several large lotteries very quickly in order to buy a national airline, so we can show them how it is done. There shall be a worker’s paradise in the air. Please deposit large quantities of money into our account at the Bank of DaDa now, to help us with our goal. (So that you shall not be exposed as revolutionaries, do not worry, your contribution will not be acknowledged.)
(Joyce is a poo-head.)
6th Proletarian Anarcho-Lotto-Syndicate 
Too right.
But Joe, enough with the bank of DaDa deposits, ok? Its not you that has to peel the notes off, and that glue is a pain.
stop whining and start peeling
Quite. They call it a national carrier…