My mate Joe Chip says: NATIONALISE QANTAS

by mymatejoechip

Edgar and I need to win several large lotteries very quickly in order to buy a national airline, so we can show them how it is done.  There shall be a worker’s paradise in the air.  Please deposit large quantities of money into our account at the Bank of DaDa now, to help us with our goal.  (So that you shall not be exposed as revolutionaries, do not worry, your contribution will not be acknowledged.)

(Joyce is a poo-head.)